Some TRUTHful Democratic Party Slogan Suggestions

December 23, 2019 in Columnists, News by RBN Staff

 

 

By Je suis Spike for RBN

SCREW THE CONSTITUTION!  VOTE DEMOCRAT!*
 
THE LAWS ARE FOR LITTLE PEOPLE, WE VOTE DEMOCRAT!
 
IF YOU’RE NOT SURE OF YOUR GENDER, YOU ARE A NATURAL DEMOCRAT  /  GIRLS’ SHOWERS FOR EVERYBODY!
 
IF YOU’RE NOT SURE OF ANYTHING, YOU CAN ONLY BE A DEMOCRAT
 
IF YOU’RE SURE OF EVERYTHING (BUT YOU’RE RIGHT ABOUT NOTHING) YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT
 
HATE BABIES?  DEMOCRATS CAN PUT AN END TO THEM – WORKING ON IT SINCE YOUR AUNTS AND UNCLES WERE ABORTED.  HOW DID WE MISS YOU?
 
HATE BABIES?  NO?  WHY THE HELL NOT?  WE DO!
 
THE DEMOCRAT PARTY; GIVING WORKING PEOPLE’S MONEY TO DEMOCRAT VOTERS TO SIT ON COUCHES AND DO NOTHING FOR TWO  THREE  FOUR GENERATIONS!
DON’T WANT TO WORK, BUT STILL WANT TO EAT?  VOTE DEMOCRAT!  (THAT’S SORT OF BASED ON SCRIPTURE:  II Thess 3:10)
 
VOTE DEMOCRAT!  THE ALTERNATIVE IS WORKING!    
 
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!  ACTIONS NOT MATCHING RHETORIC SINCE BEFORE OUR SLAVES WERE TAKEN AWAY
 
JIM CROW!  THE LAST TIME WE TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT WE WANT FOR BLACK PEOPLE!  (KINDER, GENTLER RACISM SINCE!)
 
IF YOU WANT CHANGE, VOTE DEMOCRAT!  IF YOU WANT PAPER MONEY VOTE REPUBLICAN!  IF YOU WANT REAL MONEY VOTE CONSTITUTION PARTY!
 
TRUMP!  DOING MOSTLY WHAT WE WANT, BUT HE’S NOT HILLARY  (YES, WE’RE AFRAID OF HER, TOO.  WE KNOW SHE’S GOING TO RUN, BUT WE FIGURE THE MANLIER OBAMA WILL TAKE HER OUT.)
 
HILLARY!  BECAUSE WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE?
 
MICHELLE OBAMA!  GIRLS’ SHOWER FOR EVERYBODY!
 
BERNIE! THE HONEST DEMOCRAT.  HOW DO WE GET RID OF HIM?
 
ALEXangryA OCcluded CORtex!  THE OTHER HONEST DEMOCRAT!  All Out Crazy
 
BIDEN!  THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR, WE WANT TO BE RID OF HIM, THAT’S WHY WE ACTUALLY IMPEACHED TRUMP!
 
TULSI GABBARD!  SURE SHE’S PRETTY, BUT WE HATE HER!  (SHE SEEMS TO BE AGAINST ENDLESS, POINTLESS WAR!  WTF?)
 
OMAR!  WE KNOW, WE JUST CAN’T SAY IT OUT LOUD
 
TLAIB!  SEE OMAR
 
WARREN!   HA HA HA HA HA- POCA HA HA HA HANTUS– NO MORE!  NOW JUST ELIZA BEER TH!
 
YANG!  TOO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH ABOUT SOME THINGS TO WIN A DEMOCRAT PRIMARY
 
SCHIFF!  YOU THINK HE’S CRAZY, WE SAY YOU’RE RIGHT, BUT SOMEBODY’S  GOTTA REPRESENT
 
BIDEN!  NEIL KINNOCK SAYS THE SAME!  
 
NADLER!  WE WON’T WAKE HIM IF YOU DON’T
 
BOOTIE JUDGE:  ‘NUFF SAID
 
KLOBUCHAR!  PRESIDENT KLOBUCHAR?  Gesundheit, we don’t want her either!
 
WHY VOTE DEMOCRAT!  YOU TELL US, WE’VE TRIED EVERY DAMN THING AND HAVE FOUND NOTHING THAT WORKS (EXCEPT LIES, OF COURSE, AS SOME PEOPLE ARE TOO STUPID TO BREATHE; THEY’RE OUR BEST VOTING BLOCK!)
 
VOTE DEMOCRAT, BECAUSE WE LIKE OUR LAWS BEING MADE BY BIG STEAMING PILES OF D@&$HI&
 
Thank you for reading this,
Je suis Spike
*  That first one works for the Republican Party as well; the Democrats are just less inhibited in their naked celebration of totalitarian-bound big government than are the Republicans.   (And there are at least some in the Republican Party actually against tyranny.)
 
Would you like me to do some Republican Party slogans?
 
REPUBLICAN HOUSE MAJORITY?  TRUMP HAD IT, BUT WE HATED HIM, WE DID NOTHING TO HELP HIM, SO WE LOST THE MAJORITY, WHERE DID PAUL RYAN GO?    PAUL RYAN: Little steaming pile of …