Be the First to Create The App de Ré·sis·tance

October 27, 2021 in Columnists, News by RBN Staff


By Je suis Spike for RBN



Be the First to Create The App de Ré·sis·tance


If the press hates you, and lies about you, and misrepresents you, you are the resistance; WE ARE THE RESISTANCE.

Hey you clever App makers, I have a suggestion.  Please create an App that people who have agreed to participate together can put on their phones and activate together, meaning at the same time.

It’s a free suggestion; I want no remuneration for your effort.

Here is my suggestion.  Create an App that activates when a bunch of hate-filled, misguided malcontents march into a room with intent to disrupt decent people, all the while chanting, “black lives matter.”   Now, we all agree that black lives matter, and we make that perfectly clear when we tell the nihilistic brats that “all lives matter.” Nonetheless, we are berated for not cowering in fear before the haters and hating with them.

So, my suggestion:  Create an App that, upon exposure to that chant, turns up the playback volume on phones and then begins playing one of two songs:  “Ebony and Ivory” by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney or Three Dog Night’s “Black and White.”

Maybe you have a better song?

And, just for the record, let it not be said that I had suggested, “Let’s Go Brandon!” start playing.

Please make the app.
Je suis,


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