By Je Suis Spike for RBN

Illustrating stupidity with like.

In so much as Colin Kapfpjapgernick (or whatever) has convinced Nike (of the sWHOOSH) to withdraw from shelves a tennis shoe –just introduced into the market– because it bears a 13-star “American Flag”, since that flag was in use during a time when nearly all nations in this the American hemisphere had governments friendly to slavery, I propose that his standard of “guilt by association” in the past be used today to further virtue signal and maintain and advance other meaningless, trite but nice-sounding and feckless pap.

Therefore, as slavery exists on the continent of Africa to this very day, let America and all slavery-hating, liberty-loving nations discontinue trade with Africa.

(Not that I much care about Nike, but the principle.)

Je Suis Spike