Kidney Rock [Kid Rock song about statutory rape…]

February 12, 2026 in News by RBN Staff

 

So, Kid Rock recorded a song that appears to be a ‘villain’ point-of-view in an animated movie.

Well, I guess that means he’s evil and anyone who ever plays a villain’s role in any production is evil.

 

This ‘song’ is a joke about germs in a questionable movie. Guess who produced and starred in the movie…
Everybody:

 

 

 

Cast

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  • Bill Murray as Frank DeTorre, Shane’s widowed father and Bob’s brother, in whom the animated portions of the film take place.
  • Molly Shannon as Mrs. Boyd, Shane’s science and physical education teacher.
  • Chris Elliott as Bob DeTorre, Frank’s brother and Shane’s uncle.
  • Elena Franklin as Shane DeTorre, Frank’s 10-year-old daughter and Bob’s niece.
  • Danny Murphy as the zookeeper superintendent
  • Jack McCullough as a zookeeper

Voices

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  • Chris Rock as Osmosis “Ozzy” Jones, a quick-witted white blood cell with an impulsive personality.
  • Laurence Fishburne as Thrax, a traveling deadly virus who intends to gain infamy by killing Frank within a record forty-eight hours of infection.
  • David Hyde Pierce as Special Agent Drixenol “Drix” Drixobenzometaphedramine, a by-the-book cold pill who becomes Ozzy’s best friend and partner.
  • Brandy Norwood as Leah Estrogen, Mayor Phlegmming’s secretary and Ozzy’s love interest.
  • William Shatner as Mayor Phlegmming, the arrogant, incompetent and corrupt mayor of the City of Frank.
  • Ron Howard as Tom Colonic, Phlegmming’s rival in his incumbent mayoral election who promotes good health for Frank in his campaign.
  • Joel Silver (uncredited) as the unnamed chief of the City of Frank’s police department who is Ozzy’s boss.
  • David Ossman (uncredited) as Scabies, the leader of a gang of sweat germs who is murdered by Thrax.

Twisted Brown Trucker members Kid Rock, Kenny Olsen, Jason Krause, Joe C. (His final public performance), Stefanie Eulinberg, Jimmie “Bones” Trombly, and Uncle Kracker provide the voices of the fictional band Kidney Rock.

 

Source: Genius.com

 

 

Played by the fictional band Kidney Rock in the 2001 film Osmosis Jones, this song gained newfound infamy in 2026 after Kid Rock was announced as the headliner to conservative group Turning Point USA’s “All American Halftime Show”, a counter to the Super Bowl LX halftime show featuring a decidedly nonconservative musician, Bad Bunny.

Although the All American Halftime Show claimed to be a celebration of “faith, family and freedom”, this song in particular has quite contradictory values, as evidenced by these lines from verse 3:

Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage, see
Some might say it’s statutory, but I say it’s mandatory

Fitting this comes right after an R. Kelly song in the soundtrack…

 

 

[Intro: Thornetta Davis]
Daddy cool
Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh-woah, oh, yeah[Verse 1: Joe-C]
See me cruisin’ in my Caddy
Hoes, they like to call me daddy
Cool, when I’m stylin’
Just rollin’ on the island

Now just in case I pack heat
Keep a case of brew in my backseat
Got a pocket full of cash, hey
Got a fatty in my ashtray[Chorus: Joe-C, Thornetta Davis & Kid Rock]
I’m cool (Daddy cool)
Call me cool (Daddy cool)
I’m cool (Daddy cool)
Call me cool (Daddy, yeah)
Badass, woo (Daddy cool)
Badass, woo (Daddy cool)
Badass, woo (Daddy cool)
Badass, woo[Verse 2: Kid Rock & Joe-C]
Mackin’ to this phat beat
Bass pushin’ through my backseat
You know I got that gangster lean
Hoes, they all adore me
I stop and they all swarm me
To check out all my fly gold rings
They treat me like the mayor
‘Cause I’m the biggest player
(Mackin’ all honeys up here in the D, baby) You know I do
Grubbin’ on some pork rinds
Kickin’ out them sex rhymes
Everybody wants to be my friend
But I can’t be your friend, no
Unless you got some endo to smoke
(I ain’t no joke)

[Chorus: Joe-C, Thornetta Davis & Kid Rock]
Call me cool (Daddy cool)
I’m cool (Daddy cool)
Call me cool (Daddy cool)
I’m cool (Daddy, yeah)
Badass, woo (Daddy cool)
Badass, woo (Daddy cool)
Badass, woo (Daddy cool)
Badass, woo[Bridge: Thornetta Davis]
I like the way you profile
Them posies, they got style
Daddy, can I roll with you?
Here’s some money for your gas tank
A forty and a fatty
Daddy, said I’m down with you[Verse 3: Kid Rock, Thornetta DavisJoe-CKid Rock & Thornetta Davis]
Now some people say my mind’s blown
I’m coolin’ like a snow cone
On my cell phone, I’m paid, G
Can’t call me, just page me
 (Daddy, yeah)
Young ladies, young ladies
I like ’em underage, see
Some say that’s statutory
But I say it’s mandatory

My story ain’t that complex
Two forties and a Rolex
I rip, I rock, I roll, G
I trim my hair with the Flowbee
Got soul, G, like Al Green
Co-coolin’ like the A-Team
From Maine to San Francisco
I’m shootin’ like a pistol
I’m so slick, I’m Crisco
Daddy likes to disco
[Interlude: Thornetta Davis]
Come on, work it on out[Chorus: Joe-C, Thornetta Davis & Kid Rock]
Call me cool (Daddy cooldaddy cool)
I’m cool (Daddy coolyeah)
Call me cool (Daddy cool)
I’m cool (Oh, yeah)
Badass, woo (Daddy cooldaddy cool)
Badass, woo (Daddy cool)
Badass, woo (Daddy cool)
Badass, woo (Daddy cooldaddy, daddy cool, yeah)