By Je Sui Spike

Why is He Not Doing This to Encourage Self-Deportation?

You know that voluntary self-deportation is the best way to handle the dismissal of the people that Democrats have been welcoming for years in their plan to utilize the Clow(n)ard-Piven strategy to overwhelm America and institute their Alinskyite nightmare they call utopia.

So, am I smarter than President Trump and his entourage? I don’t think so. Been waiting for an announcement like this…

For those illegally in the United States of America who voluntarily self-deport, we have this big, beautiful, compassionate program: When you leave, we will give you a number. The first one to leave will receive number 1. The second, number 2, and so on. When we have determined a time to re-start legal immigration (among those who have been here illegally, Europeans no longer disfavored by the AquaTed Kennedy European Persons Exclusion Program), the person holding the lowest number will be first considered for legal immigration, proficiency in speaking American English and naturalization required within 1 year, as well as renunciation of citizenship of native home, possibly other requirements to be named later.

Also strongly encouraged and a way to prove you want to be an American, not just be called an American- we will come up with big, beautiful incentives to encourage renunciation of soccer viewership for a period of not fewer than 7 years; and then cheering for nation of origin disallowed when that team plays OUR team- THE AMERICANS.  Is that ok?  Can Americans cheer for America?  Can you do that? You can, I know you can.

I mean we do have a soccer team, right?  I would think we do.  Didn’t that Olympic-champion women’s team lose by a big, beautiful number of goals to a group of high school sophomore boys, somewhere?  Don’t let that be a reflection on their achievement; they did beat all the best female teams in the world. If we don’t have a team, we’ll get one, the best team ever.

We will also require that flags of their native homeland (and others flags which are not Old Glory) be not flown by them or any of their relatives- those naturalized or visiting. Their offspring, having attained the age of 21 years* may fly such flag in a manner not obtrusive except, maybe, for a recognized holiday such as those of Italian descent might fly a flag on Columbus Day, or those of Irish descent, (as well as other intelligent, discerning people), might fly a flag of Ireland on St. Patrick’s Day.  As well, do  Americans of Polish descent celebrate General Pulaski, father of the American cavalry?  Do they?  Maybe they should.  Maybe an XO for a day for General Pulaski.

The name of the program to see the illegal immigrants return to their homeland and then to welcome them back as legal immigrant candidates who wish to become Americans and not just live in some enclave of their country of origin shall be called:

First left, first served. 

So, get out and prepare to come back on Americans’ terms.  The sooner you’re all gone, the sooner we can start welcoming you back.

Je sui Spike

• Years, implicit to thinking people, is explicitly mentioned regarding age so that The joke Governor of the joke state of Wisconsin and his Joke Democrat Supreme Clown Court can not easily make it a different period of time that would indecently benefit themselves such as 21 seconds, minutes, days or months for example.

When speaking of a person’s age, decent people will presume years when not speaking of a baby or toddler. Actions of the abjectly indecent- like the joke of a Governor, Tony Evers, or his joke Supreme Clown Court of the joke of a state, Wisconsin- likely to differ.

Fortunately, Wisconsin, the state, can recover.  The Governor and his Supreme Clowns are lost to all but God, Himself.

READ THIS:  If we just neglect the per pupil cost of miseducating Wisconsin’s Children now and add the funding increases that the absolutely most abject and worst governor Ever(s) and his Clown Court Posse have inflicted on Wisconsin, we come to the year AD 2425. Four-hundred (400) years from now, having increased funding per pupil at a rate, an indecent clown rate of $325 per year, we see the children being miseducated to the tune of $325/annum x 400 years = $130,000.  The WisClownsin voters who approve this nonsense should pay it themselves.  Leave the decent Wisconsinites out of your indecent machinations.

Let us hope that the Biden Illegal Immigrant Influx doesn’t swell the ranks of Wisclownsin schools for the sake of the decent Wisconsin voter.

I APOLOGIZE FOR USING THE TERM CLOWN SO DISPARAGINGLY.  NOBODY IS BETTER THAN REAL CLOWNS.