By Je suis Spike, for RBN

Preamble: Why this story now? What bigger story is this suppose to take our eyes off?

Now that America First President Donald Trump- or some argue his staff- has revealed the truth about Epstein, there should be more revelations coming.  We had been told by um, er, ah, mostly Republicans that Jeffrey Epstein ran a honey trap and that A JILLION OR MORE powerful men were his clients.  Silly us, we believed the claim.  What other claims from Trump or mostly Republicans can we now expect to be revealed as lies as we learn the actual truth?

Virginia Giuffre, she allegedly trafficked by Epstein to Prince Andrew, committed suicide, just like Epstein.

Nothing to see here, folks, move along.

Juliette Bryant

Kennedy files?

What Kennedy files?

MLK files?

Who’s MLK?

Obama born in Kenya?

Obama was born in Hawaii just like he remembers.

WACO?

Koresh started that fire, killed those kids.

Seth Rich?

Poor fellow, actually might have been a suicide staged as a robbery in which it seems nothing was stolen from him.

911?

As if.

[Insert emojis of laughing so hard vomit follows]

…This could be a list as long as both of King Kong’s arms; prepare yourselves as the Trump administration brings us truth like Niagara Falls brings water.   (By the way, Kong didn’t actually fall; he was pushed.)

Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

(Some deluded souls had thought otherwise.)

I guess giving up on the Epstein case was all for the best.  I am sure that there was no reason to actually investigate.

Oh, and one more minor story.

All those children trafficked across the border, sold to sex-traffickers and raped repeatedly, some murdered. (Republican lies?)

Was that story made up to benefit some running for office?

Or

Are they being abandoned by those in office?

Ah, screw ‘em, forget ‘em; justice is overrated.

But, remember, USAGBarbie had already broken compact with Americans.

But, there is this one thing to remember which may just confound us all.   Many people told us that God, you know The Creator of all that was created, whom Trump just told us he/we love, put  Trump into office for such a time as this.

Je suis Spike

What kind of leverage does somebody have over Trump such that Epstein gets a pass?  By the way, some of those charges against Ghislaine Maxwell ought to be dropped, huh?  Or did Trump leverage putative amnesty for the rapists to get more of his agenda passed?  (Might explain Real ID.)  Could always blame the AUTOPEN.

Maybe Trump made a deal, (I heard he’s really good at wheeling and dealing):  Ok, Dipstate, you all stay out of jail and I get tariffs.  Sure, it reveals the US as being run by people who do NOT believe in equality before the law, but you gotta break some eggs if you’re gonna make a tyranny.

We need those in positions of governmental authority who claimed Epstein to be a trafficker to turn themselves in.  If memory serves, we’ve got, at least, USAG Barbie, (Pam Bondi), Kash Patel.  Please, somebody compile a list.  We need to turn these liars over to President Trump.

Time heals all wounds.  Except this one.  JD Vance 2028 voters was just diminished in number.

WWRHS?  What would Rush have said?