SOME LIBERAL THINGS (ALT.LEFT)*

December 22, 2016 in Columnists, News by Slad

 

(To the tune of “My Favorite Things”) 

By Je Suis Spike


Reigning over those we keep on short leashes
Whipping a frenzy for voting with speeches
Brown-colored people, tied up with red strings
These are few of some liberal things.

Taking from productive people who use tools
Keeping so many in all their failing schools
Teaching them dumb stuff to make them poor dopes
These are a few of some liberal hopes

Teaching the children there is no right or wrong
Young girls aborting their babies all day long
Keeping poor people living in crap-holes
These are a few of some liberal goals

Making the people believe, oh, that we care
Telling them only what we say can be fair
Saying that others’ plans are only schemes
These are a few of some liberal themes

When the truth hurts and our lies fail
When you find us out
You know we will simply implode everything
That is what we’re about
(Chaos is what we’re about.)

Je ne chante pas, Spike

  • ALT.LEFT (Just the left, really, as the ALT.LEFT has become the new mainstream left. The freaks.)