By Je suis Spike

A PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION
HOW TO CONQUER A NATION GENERATIONALLY
(a literary work of fiction)

We have a limited population in the United States and we’re running out of money, so we must be very smart in how to take over the world…bwa ha ha ha ha ha.

(Optional: It would help to get some billionaires on our side to influence- by bribe or blackmail- the leaders of other governments so they are on board to betray their people.)

We must get all of our assets in place before the day we start the active phase of our conquest…bwa ha ha ha ha ha.

First, we get millions of our Americans to move into other countries and establish themselves in businesses that can act as pipelines for American imported “goods,” maybe, American Food Restaurants. This way we also could get the citizens of the countries we are conquering to fund their own conquest by frequenting the restaurants.

Then, we get those established Americans to found church buildings and fill the church basements with weapons smuggled into the countries through the already established restaurant “goods” pipelines…oh yeah, I forgot, bwa ha ha ha ha ha.

Then we get millions of fighting age American males to migrate into those nations and live off of the generosity of the benevolent governments which provide our fighting-age men with money, shelter and health care…bwa ha ha ha ha ha.

Hey wait a minute!

Are we going to have to pay royalties to other nations already using this plan?

Just sayin’
Spike