By Elizabeth Nickson
Welcome to Absurdistan

February 12, 2024

I admit I giggled all the way through the research of this, breaking out in helpless laughter by the end, hoping that I wasn’t going completely mad. First it was the book, FIND ME THE VOTES, written by Michael Isikoff and Daniel Klaidman, about the Crazed Crackers who think the Georgia election was stolen and the Noble Black Woman who was putting things to right.

I persisted in calling the book in my head, The Ballad of Fani Willis, and kept waiting for the melody and lyrics, but I am not a musician and only the title came.   Annoyingly, on repeat.

Carl, JeremyBuy New $26.99(as of 11:52 UTC – Details)Isikoff, most remembered for writing for Newsweek when it was respectable, and others when they were respectable, is now head of Yahoo News, and has gone completely bonkers with Trump Derangement Syndrome. His associate in This Noble Task wrote, I believe, the first third which was all about the Noble Black Woman and her Noble Career and her Noble Father who was an entirely nice and not-murderous-at-all Black Panther, and how she felt that the massive uptick in violent crime in Atlanta should not take precedence over fighting the Crazed Crackers whose Awful Leader was Donald Trump. Fani gets the full-on-dripping-sentimentality treatment invented by Bill Clinton, her nobility and hard work, and wonderfulness and Godliness percolates all the way through it. I love how complete atheists like Isikoff like to work the God angle thinking that evangelicals will fall under his dark spell. Yeah, it just makes you look sleazy, buddy.

Willis thought her RICO case was her ticket to the Big Show. The White House. The First Noble Black Woman President of the United States of America. Apparently the Georgia Senate gathered the same and charged her with 23 Articles of Impeachment, mostly having to do with using said RICO case for her political career, not to mention paying the inexperienced, still-married, lover-lover $625,000 over 18 months.  Charged with “the misuse of her office for political gains rather than the pursuit of justice”, this really needs a western ballad, with a zydeco vibe.

The second part introduced me to Trump Derangement Syndrome, which I mostly have managed to avoid. God in heaven this is awful stuff, purely hate-fueled madness. This part was written by Isikoff and I’d bet a million bucks he was drunk or on edibles all through it. In my opinion. Anyway, he trots out the usual villains and their wild accusations NONE OF WHICH HAVE ANY MERIT WHATSOEVER. THE ELECTION WAS NOT STOLEN. THIS IS ALL RIGHT WING GARBAGE. Even Rudy Guiliani who shut down the Mafia plaguing New York and managed New York through 9/11 is treated with zero respect and a lot of hateful mockery that anyone on the right is not allowed to use because hate, but lefties can express virulent hate all day with impunity.

Let’s start with the data and the home page of Election-GA:

These were the gross findings, gross as in aggregated voting irregularities:

Then of course (pause for giggling) the fall. Willis is done. Trump is the nominee and Trump is the next president. No one is taking him off the ballot. All the cases are done. Jack Smith, who was dreamed up in Central Casting as fierce Marxist show trial runner, is done. Trump is the next President. UBS is saying it, the street is saying it, the World Economic Forum is saying it. He is running substantially ahead of Biden in every swing state. Biden, despite being near vegetable, will not leave so that another Noble Black Woman can run, and neither will the most loathed Noble Black Woman in America leave the VP spot, so that someone with a brain can campaign.

Cisco, WalterBest Price: $13.79Buy New $41.19(as of 04:52 UTC – Details)(Just to get ahead of the vicious little race-hustling Marxists policing language, can I just introject that when I was at Time Inc in London, I got Nelson Mandela $1.6 Million for his autobiography before he got out of prison – it was my idea and I had to persuade all of Time’s upper management because Mandela was (believe it or not) not considered the Great Man he is today, then. Plus negotiating with Mandela’s people, including Winnie, and it took months and months of desperately hard work that started at 6 am, and ended at midnight (time changes) So NOT RACIST HERE. Also for years afterwards I was trotted out as an example of ‘synergy’ between parts of the company – books, movies journalism – during the Time Warner merger. I know my corporate Centurians. (Not Impressed with their brain power, but fully aware of their lust for power). They went from “No way is Time going to publish the memoirs of a terrorist” to 18 months later, “We are noble freedom fighters for Africa and the WORLD!!” From “Who the hell is Liz Nickson?” to “You can have any job in the company that you want.”)

Corporatists are on the bottom end of the late adopter curve, cashing in madly on the dying thing. The World Economic Forum is twenty years behind the curve.

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