The Week That Perished

May 4, 2016 in News by RBN Staff

Source: Taki’s Magazine

The Week That Perished

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The Week’s Grumpiest, Frumpiest, and Trumpiest Headlines
Mexico is such a wonderful country, its residents are constantly fleeing it for the United States. Although Mexicans invented virtually nothing and are cognitively disadvantaged compared to American gringos, they pour into the USA by the millions in order to wave Mexican flags and tell Americans how much they suck.

The vibrant and nearly bankrupt state of California hosts nearly 2.5 million illegal immigrants, many of whom are rapists and drug dealers even though some of them are barely five feet tall. A sizeable quotient of these tax-gobbling ingrates was apparently peeved at presidential contender Donald Jesus Trump’s shocking and problematic allegation that since it’s against the law to be an illegal alien, that law should be enforced.

Hispanic protests Trump

Last Thursday night as Trump spoke to a massive crowd inside the Pacific Amphitheater in Orange County, hordes of angry, diminutive, brown-skinned, rock-throwing, window-smashing,traffic-impeding, car-flipping, Mexican-flag-waving,Trump-supporter-bloodying mestizos did their darndest to reinforce every possible negative stereotype about them. One protest sign allegedly read, MAKE AMERICA MEXICO AGAIN.

Despite all the violence and mayhem, the Los Angeles Times referred to the “demonstrators” as “a boisterous crowd” who were “forcefully declaring their opposition” to the presumptive Republican presidential nominee.

“Mexico is such a wonderful country, its residents are constantly fleeing it for the United States.”

Inside the venue, Trump—who earlier in the week had given the wormy Ted Cruz a high holy ass-whipping by sweeping five primaries in Northeastern states by huge margins—trotted out surviving family members of people killed by illegal aliens. Has this man no decency?

Maryland’s Salisbury State University apparently has such a problem with hate, it has hosted eight annual “Stop Hatin’” weeks in a row.

As the most recent Stop Hatin’ week drew to a close, students were shocked and outraged and horrified and flabbergasted and nonplussed and tormented at the news that someone had scribbled a drawing of a lynched stick figure alongside the word “Nigger!” and the hashtag “#WhitePower.”

Apparently someone didn’t get the memo to stop hatin’.

The “someone” in question turned out to be two black students who decided to keep hate alive if only because it seemed like the nostalgic thing to do.

Our wonderful and completely sane friends in the transgender community are making a full-court press to forever cement a reputation as the most humorlessly militant identity group in the whole leftist litter box.

At Loyola Marymount University—a reputedly Catholic institution—an office employee was recently suspended for committing the “hate crime” of stating she believed that only two genders exist—namely, male and female. The university’s Bias Incident Response Team is working in tandem with the LAPD to determine whether merely expressing this opinion constitutes a hate crime. The wackily named Cosette Carleo—one of a triumvirate of aggrieved transgenderrifics who felt so horrified by the very idea of the gender binary that they went screaming to officials—claims that the crime is “denying transgnderism.” Carleo claims he/she/it told the unnamed employee that “you can have your opinion” so long as it doesn’t “deny my existence.”

Husam El-Qoulaq—no, we don’t have any idea how to pronounce that, either—is a Palestinian student at Harvard Law School who during a public panel earlier this month asked former Israeli foreign minister Tzipi Livni:

How are you so smelly?…she’s very smelly, and I was just wondering.

The Jewish Law Students Association—apparently a touchy bunch—wrote the following of El-Qoulaq’s comment:

It is hate speech. It is offensive. It is wrong….A statement like this denigrates our school and our shared purpose, and we as a community cannot tolerate it.

But a small group of students, many of them Jewish, are defending El-Qoulaq by noting that Tzipi Livni played a “key role in Operation Cast Lead, a 23-day military operation that was condemned by the U.N. and other credible organizations for the brutality it visited upon Palestinian civilians.” They also noted that El-Qoulaq had previously called a Palestinian speaker a “smelly liar,” so his problem may not be anti-Semitism so much as highly attuned olfactory glands. It is also worth mentioning that none of Livni’s supporters bothered to offer medical evidence that she is not, in fact, smelly.

Former London Mayor Ken Livingstone has been suspended by England’s Labour Party—as well as being “disgraced” and called a “disgusting racist”— for alleging that prior to World War II, Adolf Hitler was a supporter of Zionism.

Now, even though neither incident may qualify as “Zionism” proper, it is true that in 1933’s Haavara Agreement, Nazi Germany and the Zionist Federation of Germany signed a contract enabling German Jews to relocate to what was then known as Palestine. It is also true that for years the Nazis worked on a so-called Madagascar Plan to relocate German Jews to that wild and woolly island off the East African coast. Unless any of our beloved commenters can provide contrary evidence, it also seems to be true that there is far more historical documentation for the Haavara Agreement and the Madagascar Plan than there is for that whole “Final Solution” thingamabob, but merely to point out this fact is to risk being called an anti-Semite, so we’re not even gonna go there.

Erin Davies is a rather plain thirty-eight-year-old lesbian who claims that in 2007, an unidentified homophobic hatemongerspray-painted the words “fag” and “u r gay” onto her Volkswagen Beetle. Rather than be shamed into permanent lesbian silence and possible lifelong clerical work as a librarian, Davies christened her vehicle the “fagbug,” painting it in screamingly faggy rainbow colors with a personalized “fagbug” logo on the driver’s door. She drove her fagbug through all 50 states and filmed two documentaries while lecturing ordinary Americans about how a brightly colored Volkswagen Beetle may finally nudge everyone into celebrating the mental image of two women licking one another like stray alley cats lapping at abandoned sardine tins.

But over nine years of flaunting her fagbug all across America, Davies claims that she was never physically assaulted. She says that all changed recently in Syracuse, NY during an alleged incident at a post office wherein a 49-year-old man named Casey White spat on the floor, called her a “bitch,” and threatened to kill her. Davies also said the man asked her why she drives a car called the fagbug.

It is unclear whether the alleged assailant freaked out because he hates fags or because he hates people who use the word “fag.” But what’s clear as a bell is that after a nine-year dry spell, Erin Davies has a legitimate reason to feel persecuted again. It only goes to show that there’s a pot of gold at the end of every hate crime.