Some TRUTHful Republican Party Campaign Slogans?

January 6, 2020 in Columnists, News by RBN Staff

 

 

 

By Je suis Spike for RBN

 

Making promises we’ll never keep; we’re more cowardly than chickens, but at least we’re not big steaming piles of Democrat!

If it weren’t for Republican campaign promises, Democrats wouldn’t know which lies to tell.  HINT: They promise what we promise but they deliver the opposite, while we deliver nothing.

If you want honest delivery, order a pizza!

Republicans are better than Democrats because we’ve read the Constitution. We don’t follow it, but at least we’ve read it.

We’re not Democrats! (Well, we’re not Democrats as much as Democrats are Democrats.)

Deficits are bad when Democrats control the purse!

Democrats need focus groups to learn what voters want.  Republicans already know what voters want.  Neither of our parties gives voters what they want, but at least we don’t need focus groups to deny voters what they want.

The Republican Party:  If we did what we said we’d do, we’d be The Constitution Party!

Republicans!  Bowing to political correctness and the media just like Democrats- except for President Donald J. Trump.

When you cross the Republican Party with the Democrat Party you get liars, cowards and evil, oh my!

Old Republican:  Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.  New Republican:  Moderation in fear of the press is not shameful.  And extreme moderation is better.

Just give us the Presidency, the House and the Senate and watch what we do!  (Really, we’ll do something this time, really really!)

Don’t let Democrats choose Supreme Court Justices or you’ll get pants-wetters who lie to give you Obamacare.  (Oh, wait, that was W’s pick, Chief Justice John “The other JokeR” Roberts.)  NOTE:  We need to work on that one.

Roe V. Wade: a majority of Justices in the majority were Republican-nominated.

It’s better to have on-demand abortion to campaign against than to actually legislate against abortion.  Ok, 60 million shredded babies may disagree, but they can’t vote so who cares?  (Dang! Did we say that out loud?)

One of our Christian Presidents legalized Embryonic Stem Cell Testing (Embryonale Stammzell Testing) and Plan B abortifacient for teen girls!  He showed up those Democrats, and took two campaign issues away from them.

Man, we screwed Ron Paul harder than Democrats screwed Bernie.

The Republican Party.  Mission Accomplished!

 

Je suis Spike

 

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Republicans and Democrats – “Swear” by David Dees https://www.ddees.com/galleries/political-art

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